Posted by alex in South Africa at 2:32 pm |
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I had the misfortune to catch a few minutes of hebeSPN’s niggerball game tonight. Gibbon Mike Tirico started bootlippin’ about “Tiki” Barber’s background: “Tiki went to high school in Roanoke, Virginia, and he was one of only 4 African-Americans (BRRRAAP! Pfffff…) on the football team. He was expected to just be a ‘good athlete’, but he decided to defy that stereotype. He began hitting the books, and graduated at the top of his class, thereby showing all the rest that he could do everything they could do – and what they could NEVER do!”With that, dog-ass ugly comb-over kike Kornholer could no longer contain himself: “And do it better than than them on their BEST day!!”
Dear Osama Claus,This Crismus pleasepleaseplease pack your sleigh full of all that unexploded shit outside your cave and crash it into hebeSPN’s poison gas factory.
I promise to be a good boy next year.
P.S. The goat’s eyeballs ‘n’ milk will be by the tree.
Luv,
N.B. Forrest