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White men are “genetically programmed” to explore. Since the days of Christopher Columbus and Ponce de Leon (“I know that fountain of youth is around here somewhere!”). White men must seek out whatever is “out there.” It’s in their DNA. By the way, we Whites are the only race that does that: we built huge […]

Space Engineer #1: “Oh, I’m so excited! Lisa is going to be the first trans woman in space!” Space Engineer #2: “Well, I just hope they don’t notice the smell of her, uhhh, mangina. It can get a little, you know…rank.” (Later, in outer space) Normal White Male Astronaut #1: “Oh, my god!! What is […]

They’re sending a rocketship, with humans in it, into space on Halloween? Not a good omen. Bad karma coming! Isn’t that a diverse space crew? Who picked the crew? A lesbian, mulatto Marxist at Berkeley? Anyway: I say, if you’re gonna send a Black astronaut into space, he (or she) must have a suitable, pre-flight […]

First, consider this scenario: four contractors want to remodel your house. How are you going to pick which contractor to hire? Easy: pick the best one, based on prior work, years of experience, and referrals. Would you choose a contractor based only on the fact that he’s/she’s Black, Hispanic or Asian? Of course not. So, […]

This space team isn’t diverse enough! This is 2020. We must have diversity in space! We must have at least one of the following on the space team: — Black — Mexican — Asian — Female — Homosexual — Vegan — Jewish midget — Muslim child molester — Transspecies human-to-dog — Non-binary transgender hermaphrodite — […]

(That’s the Jewish communist Horkheimer above. He’d love the U.S. Space Corps! Horkheimer was part of The Frankfurt School. He fled Nazi Germany and came to America in 1934. Lucky us!). White culture is about honesty and telling the truth. Cultural Marxism/Political Correctness is about dishonesty and lying. So why is CM/PC allowed in our […]

Liberal woman: “Race and sex don’t matter! People are all the same, we’re all human beings!” The same liberal woman, one week later: “We need women in space! Now!” But wait: “…studies have found that space radiation puts female astronauts at greater risk of dying from cancer compared with their male counterparts.” Oh, no! There’s […]

White Astronaut #1: “What?? Is that…an adult bookstore?? You mean, there’s a porno shop on the moon???” White Astronaut #2: “Yeah. The Jews landed here last year. Not only that, they also built five banks, four Holocaust museums, two whore houses and a toilet manufacturing plant!” [Article].

(Above: Mars. Note the lack of negro graffiti or gang members anywhere — but don’t worry: as soon as we colonize Mars, you’ll be able to buy crack cocaine and stolen handguns up there, just like here in Chimpcago and Apelanta; heck, it won’t be long before Mars has Affirmative Action laws and “diversity” programs) […]

(Above: the Earth’s moon) A parable: Many centuries ago, Black and Brown people walked out of the bushes and onto the beach for the first time. They stood and looked out across the ocean, shrugged, and then walked back into the bushes. Later, White people walked onto the same beach, looked out across the ocean, […]