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Girl: “Daddy, what’s a Puerto Rican?” Father: “That’s someone who carries a knife and a can of spray paint.” Those Brown people will, of course, become Democrats and vote for Hillary or Chelsea Clinton. Shockingly, some so-called “conservatives” like the idea of P.R. statehood. [Article].

Yeah, then I can adopt a cool name like “Gonzales-Rodriguez-Hernandez-Gonzales-Garcia-Rodriguez.” Anyway, you’ve heard of Charles Dickens’ “The Artful Dodger”? Well, she’s “the Artful Lodger.” Get it? [Article].

President Donald Trump, flying over Puerto Rico, assessing the recent hurricane damage: Trump: “Okay, where’s the damage?” Trump aide: “Sir?” Trump: “Well, I was here 6 months ago and this city looked…just like that! In fact, it looks cleaner than before — hurricanes obviously have excellent scrubbing capabilities.” [Article].

U.S. Supreme Court justice Abe Fortas, a Jew, helped create the Puerto Rican constitution. From a Wikipedia page about Fortas: “Fortas was a good friend of the first democratically elected Governor of Puerto Rico, Luis Muñoz Marín…and had developed a deep love for the island since the days of the Franklin Roosevelt Administration. Visiting the […]