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A Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey, that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds, “in the jungle. There’s millions of them.”

Two Japs are yelling at each other in Japanese. A White guy overhears the yelling and says, “Hey, you guys, knock it off. This is America. We speak Spanish here.”