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Health insurance agent: “But, why am I going to prison for 5 years?” Federal judge: “Because you wouldn’t help a mentally-ill freak get a ‘sex-change’ operation.” Health insurance agent: “But, biologically speaking, there’s no such thing as a ‘sex-change’ operation.” Federal judge: “Listen, this is America 2022. Joe Biden is president. You’re not in Kansas […]

An imaginary game show on TV: Host: “Frank, you’re dangerously close to winning $50,000! It’ll be yours, Frank, if you can answer this: name a major ‘gay-rights’ activist who isn’t a Jew.” Frank: “Uhhhh…wow!…let’s see…uhhhhh….hmmmm….well….that’s a tough one…” Host: “Six seconds left…” Frank: “Uhhhhh….hmmmm…that’s a hard one!…I can’t think of one…” (*buzzer*) Host: “Ohh, Frank, […]

(Sung to the tune of the 1967 hippie anthem, “San Francisco”) San Franqueersco If you are going to San Franqueersco Be sure to have many condoms in your jeans If you are going to San Franqueersco You’re gonna meet crazy people there For those who come in San Franqueersco Summertime will have some gonorrhea there […]

“Just remember, the rainbow flag doesn’t mean, “My people have a long and storied history from X region of the world” or “My nation on Y territory was founded on N date”… it only means “I like to stick my penis into other men’s buttholes, and I want to make sure you know that” [Webpage].

Leftist #1: “OMG! Orban won again! Now who’s going to teach 5-year-old Hungarian children about transgender pronouns??” Leftist #2: “Hungary must be sanctioned immediately!” Leftist #3: “Orban is the Donald Trump of Europe! We can’t let him get away with it!” Leftist #4: “We must stand up for the rights of African-Hungarian pre-operative transgender vegan […]

(As Flounder in the 1978 comedy movie “Animal House”): “A Gender Unicorn! Oh, boy, is this gonna be great!!” No, it won’t be great. Once a child’s innocence is lost, he can’t get it back. It’s gone forever. I’d like to meet the Jew (there’s no doubt it was a Jew) who began the old […]

The EU (European Union) tells Poland and Hungary: “embrace the global queer agenda, or no more money!” The EU must be disbanded. Here’s why: all countries have natural sovereignty (or they did until about 30 years ago). They and they alone control what happens inside each of their countries. What’s the difference between the EU […]

Covid-19: a political disease that quickly disappeared when the leftists began running for office in early 2022! (it was the leftists who pushed the Covid mandates). Indeed, when the leftists reached the political filing deadline (i.e., early March), the disease vanished! *poof!* Imagine that! What are the odds?? It’s almost like somebody planned it that […]

Someone commented the other day that “for people who are unimportant freaks, homosexuals sure garner a lot of attention.” Indeed! You would think that a tiny population of freaks would be very unimportant in the world, and would only generate maybe 20,000 returns in a Google search. But no! (Do you want proof that homosexuals […]

The now-common phrase “the gender that you were assigned at birth” is so dishonest. It makes your sex/gender sound like “some guy holding a clipboard just writes down ‘male’ or ‘female’ at the moment of birth,” as if your sex is not a natural occurrence, as if it’s just an artificial, random, non-technical, unscientific decision […]