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“If it feels good, it is good! Fat people rule!” No, fat people don’t rule, and they know it. Because weighing 400 pounds is unhealthy, no matter how many Marxists in the California university system say otherwise. Being fat causes lots of health problems, including heart attacks and diabetes. (But go to any grocery store […]

Ever notice how the UN and its armed brother, NATO, never ask the citizens what they want? They never say, “hey, citizens, do you want X or Y”? The UN is “Cultural Marxism posing as global democracy.” We citizens never get to vote on any UN ideas. Did you get to vote on any UN […]

If race/gender are “artificial social constructs” (as the Left claims), then America didn’t just put a Black female (Ketanji Brown Jackson) on the U.S. Supreme Court. We simply put a human on the court (as Scotty on Star Trek: “and what a fine human, too! Even Mitt Romney voted for her, although nobody knows why!”). […]

Health insurance agent: “But, why am I going to prison for 5 years?” Federal judge: “Because you wouldn’t help a mentally-ill freak get a ‘sex-change’ operation.” Health insurance agent: “But, biologically speaking, there’s no such thing as a ‘sex-change’ operation.” Federal judge: “Listen, this is America 2022. Joe Biden is president. You’re not in Kansas […]

It’s clear that the federal government is running America off a cliff. Look around: is there anything in America that isn’t broken or corrupted? We’ve got tranny men competing (and winning) in women’s sports, for god’s sake! [1]. Our southern border is wide open (how many terrorists have snuck into America via that border on […]

An imaginary game show on TV: Host: “Frank, you’re dangerously close to winning $50,000! It’ll be yours, Frank, if you can answer this: name a major ‘gay-rights’ activist who isn’t a Jew.” Frank: “Uhhhh…wow!…let’s see…uhhhhh….hmmmm….well….that’s a tough one…” Host: “Six seconds left…” Frank: “Uhhhhh….hmmmm…that’s a hard one!…I can’t think of one…” (*buzzer*) Host: “Ohh, Frank, […]

Seen today: 4 or 5 articles on “conservative” websites expressing concern about the “gender”/”transgender” madness. And rightly so. It’s getting ridiculous. The entire political Right needs to get unified on this issue. How? Simple. Use this podcast, which tells the listener, step-by-step, how today’s “gender”/”transgender” madness is actually Marxism (it’s “gender Marxism or sexual Marxism, […]

Leftist #1: “OMG! Orban won again! Now who’s going to teach 5-year-old Hungarian children about transgender pronouns??” Leftist #2: “Hungary must be sanctioned immediately!” Leftist #3: “Orban is the Donald Trump of Europe! We can’t let him get away with it!” Leftist #4: “We must stand up for the rights of African-Hungarian pre-operative transgender vegan […]

Pregnant men! Welcome to the new, insane West. Thanks to Jewish postmodernism, people now believe that men can get pregnant, since there’s “no such thing as reality or truth anymore” [1]. News quote: “Hospitals across England are embracing the woke new age and are now being encouraged to ask everyone – man or woman – […]

If all humans are equal (as the liberals say), then why do “at least half of the entertainment giant’s characters” have to be “LGBTQIA or racial minorities”?? See what I mean? If all humans are “equal” then it wouldn’t matter anyway: White, Black, queer, straight, Brown, half-wit, midget — it wouldn’t matter. Equal people don’t […]