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German officer: “Okay, my patience is wearing thin, Jew. Do you really expect me to believe that you’ve spent the last 4 days at a hemorrhoid-treatment convention in Krakow?? I mean, I know that you Jews are obsessed with everything anal, but that’s ridiculous!”