28 September, 2019
Humor
Posted by Socrates in humor, mafia, Socrates at 11:51 am | 
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Mafia funnies: the upside of the mob giving you “cement shoes”:
— they’re free
— one-size-fits-all
— “concrete gray” is a neutral color, so the shoes will go with any outfit
— you’ll only have to wear them once
— no shoelaces to fumble with
— they’re very durable; in fact, they’ll outlive you
— you’ll never have to shine them