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THE INFILTRATORS (2009)
“THE INFILTRATORS, alien beings expelled from a purposely devestated and now dying solar system. Their destination: the EARTH. Their purpose: to make it THEIR WORLD. Dr Arnold Spencer Leese has seen them, has smelled them. For him, it began on one rainy-late- Saturday-hot-summer afternoon, treating one of the zoo’s animals needing medical attention. It began with an attempted INFILTRATOR abduction of a 5 year old boy at the zoo. It began with the self defense killing, the spontaneous combustion and then the remains of a pile of jackass dung of the INFILTRATOR-would-be abductor in front of Dr Leese’s very own eyes. Now Dr Leese knows that THE INFILTRATORS are here, that they have taken a human mimicry form. Somehow he must convince a disbelieving world that the nightmare has already begun”.

Review by Andrei Yustschinsky, Film Critic (1-4-2009)…. THE INFILTRATORS (2009)
As a big fan of sci-fi flicks, last night i had the pleasure of viewing “The INFILTRATORS” private screen showing of a very well known movie actor-director-friend’s (at his 53rd birthday party in January) house in California. My friend of whom i will not name, happens to be a pre-Vatican Two Catholic, and he took the pleasure directing and playing the part of Dr Arnold Spencer Leese, Doctor of Veterinary Medicine (DVM). The character Dr Arnold Spencer Leese happens to be the great-grandson of another DVM and that is the late Dr Arnold Spencer Leese, who was a well-known animal-camel veterinarian and political activist in the UK over 70 years ago. Well anyway, the film was shot in “spooky” black & white (like Plan 9 From Outer Space & Schindler’s List) to give the film viewers a sinister view of most but not all extraterrestrials. Dr Leese has been the veterinarian director at the Blackpool Zoo at East Park Drive in Blackpool, Lancashire FY3 8PP (UK) for over 19 years. A well loved and respected man, Dr Leese was recently widowed and has 3 grown children of two of whom are veterinarians. Anyway the story begins with Dr Leese taking a rest break while treating an injured zebra which was injured from some over-sexed African newcomer (kicked to death by the zebra) to the UK, forcing anal penetration on the poor zebra. While having a tea break, Dr Leese hears a commotion near-by and out of curiosity he checks it out. What he sees is a male of about 40 years of age attempting to (what looked like) the taking by force a small boy of about 5 or 6 years old. Dr Leese quickly comes to the little boy’s defense and there is confrontation struggle, the stranger produces what looks like a long ice pick and during the struggle, the stranger is stabbed in the rectal part of the buttox with his own weapon, falls to the ground and then glows to a red-orange, while producing hot red smoke and then his remains are gone, sort of like spontaneous combustion with the exception of a rather small pile of what looked and smelled like a some kind of dung or shit. The child at least is not psysically harmed but will poscess psychological scars from the attempted abduction, horrible killing, incineration and the load of scatological evidence of the strange man until the day the boy leaves this world. The authorities make a visit but with no other witnesses, the doctor and the 5 year old don’t have much to go on except for a pile of turds which later turns out to be radioactive jack-ass poop as noted by “Dr” Mordechai Meltzer, a man who has the ability to distinguish blindfolded at least 66 varieties of animal and human turds, through what he calls “Blindfolded-Brown-Aroma™”. Bottom line, there will be no investigation by the lymie fuzz! In the months to come, Dr Leese, by way of the internet, comes in contact with some important people who have had similar run-ins with these strange and dangerous beings. I don’t want to give the whole plot away but the film is chock full of good old fashion fist fights, gun battles, explosions, spontaneous combustions, bad odor, space craft, piles of poop, you name it, this flick has it all! THE INFILTRATORS reminds me of a 21st century version of a 1940’s Republic movie serial but with a “shitty” twist. As this movie director’s son said to me after viewing the film “awesome dude”. Unlike all other sci-fi films down through the years, THE INFILTRATORS do not attempt to invade, on the other hand they infiltrate and i mean the already controlled western mass media, world governments, Christian places of worship and schools. THE INFILTRATORS come from a solar system where thay have been expelled from 13 planets and then eventually 86 from their former entire solar system. So on Earth these Extraterrestrial Aliens must keep out of the limelight and stay in the background, using traitorous Earth people as their front lackeys. How can you spot these alien beings? These creatures look and act like White European men and women with exceptions and they are: I. Usually extra-large and sometimes pointed ears. II. At least 69% have noses that resemble upside down number 6’s. III. Offensive body order coming from their 2 or 3 body cavities. IV. An obsession with scat-based-toilet humor. How do you kill these alien beings? With a gun, knife or swift kick, you must penetrate and short circuit their main computer that controls their thought and motor skills which is located in their buttox, specifically in the area of where humans have their rectal opening. Dr Leese’s main problem is that nobody will believe his story or his knowledge on these beings and their agenda. Since the aliens have infiltrated the media, they do their best to smear the good name of Dr Leese. In the first half of the movie, Dr Leese is a one man crusader but by the middle he does assemble a team of intellectuals and brave men and women who are willing to fight these devils from outer space and warn the peoples of the Earth the dyer consequences if these Extraterrestrials are allowed to continue with their fiendish agenda. Anyway, out of 5, i will rate this 5. My opinion is, this is the greatest sci-fi flick in cinema history…..Bottom line, go see it when it comes out August 10th……Note: The movie cast will not be announced or published until the movie theaters debut-showing on August 10th. You’ll have to check out the actor credits at the end of the film for the big surprise…A.Y…..1-4-2009

That poor, ugly girl Anne Frank. Just think, she was the only person who ever suffered any hardship during WWII. That is like so totally unfair.

I understand Miss Frank’s real genuine authentic no-bullshit autobiography was found stored in her laptop computer, next to her I-pod and Blackberry, all of which were well hidden from the Nazis until they were conveniently discovered by her publicity-hungry Jew relatives right after the War.

“children’s books published before 1985 should not be considered safe and may in many cases be unlawful to sell or distribute. Merchants, thrift stores, and booksellers may be at risk if they sell older volumes, or even give them away, without first subjecting them to testing—at prohibitive expense.

… tens of millions of commonly encountered items have become unlawful to resell, destined for landfills when their owners discard them. Penalties under the law are strict and can include $100,000 fines and prison time, regardless of whether any child is harmed.”
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Thank you so much for that item, Howdy! That is incredible. I had long anticipated some campaign like that to get rid of all old books, eventually, under some pretext or other, but I never imagined they’d do it on the basis of lead being harmful to children!!!

There is simply no end to their deviousness.