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Alex,

Check out the story below. I like the title, it made me laugh and what are the chances of that? It simply warms my heart to know that mommy Beck and all her expansive and well paid crew of badged nursery school attendants will be visiting our local kinderbeergartens to make sure everyone wipes properly before flushing, thereby assuring everyone has clean underpanties should they later have an accident. It’s nice to know mommy truly Beck cares when she says, “Being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws regarding toilet etiquette.”

Then to top it all off mommy Beck tells us the focus of po-lice work is going to be properly reapplied thusly: “There are a lot of dangerous and stupid things people do when they’re intoxicated, other than get behind the wheel of a car. People walk out into traffic and get run over, people jump off of balconies trying to reach a swimming pool and miss.” So forget the real criminals, now those valiant former crime fighters are tasked to po-lice stupidity and in the ‘kwa a big task it is! Isn’t that special? Mommy Beck thinks so and hopes you agree; if not maybe she can have one of her badged nannies pay you a visit and read a bedtime story like that nursery school favorite, “If Bobby Doesn’t Tow The Line, Then We S.W.A.T His Behind.”

Of course those dastardly drunks really are a big problem and as we all know a problem of this scale requires the full attention of our police and a huge commitment of their crime fightin’ resources. After all look how many people are actually (“actually” is the key word here) killed by rampaging drunk drivers, maybe tens of hundreds per decade? So that’s where the po-lice emphasis needs to be – in the bars so those liquored up Lex Luthors of libation can be stopped in their secret underground lairs before perpetrating the heinous, arch-villainous, crime of drunk driving. Must we go back and ask yet again just how much better off the world would have been had we been able to stop Mr. Hitler before he left the bar?

Oh I know what you’re probably going to say, what about the hundreds of thousand of crimes and murders committed by violent, rampaging, Negroes and other mud races? Well Mr. smart guy, for your information drunks, unlike Negroes and their fellow muds, are not protected species therefore it is much easier to arrest and mistreat a drunk than a Negro. When the po-lice ruff up a sloppy drunk, they have little to fear in potential legal backlash from a good jew civil rights lawyer. Also we might stop to consider the fact that the majority of drunks are just plain less dangerous than violence prone Negroes, so why risk our precious police on really dangerous, violent, Negro criminals when they can arrest self absorbed drunks who can barely stay on a bar stool – see the logic?

Finally there is much media hay to be made in doing the public a great service by removing all those dangerous drunk drivers from the road afore they have a chance to crash their car into the Jew York trade towers in a suicidal effort to bring down the ‘merican gruberment. Just think of the publicity and the ensuing federal funds from providing such protection. It’s just too bad David Korish wasn’t a drunkard or they coulda’ stopped him before he left the bar, just like that Hitler fella, ya see? I guess the only other question is what percentage of drunks arrested under this new program will be Negro or Mexican? Do you think those billy-bad-ass cops are actually going to hang out in the bars on San Antonio’s south or east side or in Oak Cliff in Dallas – YA SURE, YOU BETCHA!

Regards,

Arch Stanton

Finding drunks in a bar — what are the chances?

Thu Mar 23, 9:57 AM ET

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) – Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said on Wednesday. The first sting operation was conducted recently in a Dallas suburb where agents infiltrated 36 bars and arrested 30 people for public intoxication, said the commission’s Carolyn Beck.

Being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws against public drunkeness, Beck said.

The goal, she said, was to detain drunks before they leave a bar and go do something dangerous like drive a car.

“We feel that the only way we’re going to get at the drunk driving problem and the problem of people hurting each other while drunk is by crackdowns like this,” she said.

“There are a lot of dangerous and stupid things people do when they’re intoxicated, other than get behind the wheel of a car,” Beck said. “People walk out into traffic and get run over, people jump off of balconies trying to reach a swimming pool and miss.”

She said the sting operations would continue throughout the state.