17 July, 2006

If I Were Dictator…

Posted by alex in ideas at 9:39 pm | Permanent Link

Day one I’d announce Operation Charmin: nationwide wipeup of all illegal aliens and announcement that the owner of any company found employing would be summarily shot, regardless of personal awareness.

All jews held as hostages, forced to relocate to ten cities with highest jew population and wear giant yellow noses on their shirt fronts and adopt Ike, Ikina as middle names. They would be worked at 75% garnish untill every penny ever sent to Israel were repaid, with a 50% penalty. At that time they would be killed at 500 a day depending on Kikistan’s willingness to destroy its nuclear weapons.


  • 7 Responses to “If I Were Dictator…”

    1. jackumup Says:

      I would just make them leave, fuck the money!. On second thought i’d put them in one place and install cameras in order to observe to see how they survive without human beings to provide for them

    2. Mark Says:

      Put muslims overseeing them and give them only pork to eat!

    3. Celtic Warrior Says:

      Too soft! Send them all to the Congo or a similarly congenial african hell hole.

    4. HaKKenKruiser Says:

      I have a better idea . Make all the nignogs swim back to Afreaka with a kike & a mexishit under each arm.Or better yet send all 3 back in a bathtub & when halfway there pull the plug.
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    5. asd Says:

      Send them all to Israel, and give their American made weapons to the palestinians.

    6. JimSummers Says:

      I have a better idea, make the fucking Kikes build statues to Adolf Hitler with their bare Kikey hands out of clay, and if they don’t design him to look noble (which is up to our subjective criteria), ship the little bastards to New Guinea and let the cannibals snack on them.

    7. van helsing Says:

      Antarctica without coats. Or boots.