Elizabeth Bennett Seeks: Friends, Associates, Husband
[Ed. Note: Bennett has new email address as of 6/7/02: elizabeth_bennett26@hotmail.com]
Hi, my name is Elizabeth Bennett. I'm the author of How To Marry a High-Quality Woman: The White Man's Courtship Manual. Have you read it yet? 'Cause I SURE AM in the market for a husband.
I'm a racialist with an I.Q. of 150 in Southern California. I'm only 26,
but I've got good earning power, and an exciting job selling computer
software down here.
I'm 5'7" and 135 lbs. I have wavy reddish-brown hair and dark blue eyes.
My measurements are 36-24-39. My bra cup size is 34-C. I've been told my
upper-body is pretty statuesque. I'm a good dancer, and I'd love to teach
*you* how. I was also the female arm-wrestling champ in my high school--
but I'm sure not looking to beat *you* at arm-wrestling.
So what are you waiting, for, big guy? I'm looking for a normal,
clean-livin', patriarchal type to have at least four kids with. But before
we get down to that, I can entertain you with "other things," including
intelligent conversation. I consider myself a High-Quality Woman, but I'm
not stuck up about it, *don't you worry!*
And if you're not a single man, I'd like the opportunity to earn your
friendship, do you some good turns, and become a loyal member of your clan.
Please email me at elizabeth_bennett26@hotmail if you'd like to strike up an acquaintance between us.
Oh, and No Jews. Just Right-Wingers need apply.
Thanks!
Your Own,
Elizabeth Bennett
P.S.-- Hushmail (my old email address) was down 5/13/02-6/15/02. If you sent me email during that time, I apologize because I was not able to get access to my account, and then it was closed. I never received your message.
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