Blade 2: Bloodhunt
by Alex MacDonald
"Blade 2: Bloodhunt" stars Wesley Snipes as "Blade" --
a sort of bluegummed Batman -- who hunts down vampires
with an array of futuristic weapons and improbable
kung-fu moves. The "Blade" character is heavily
inspired by "Batman" -- in fact, one character even
refers to him as "The Dark Knight" ("dark" as in
"darkie," geddit?).
Like Batman, Blade lives in some sort of high-tech
underground lair similar to the Batcave. He has an old
white guy as a sidekick/mentor (Kris Kristofferson),
just as Batman/Bruce Wayne had his trusty butler,
Alfred. Blade is a broody, "strong silent type," just
like Batman. They even share a fetish for leather
costumes!
However, that's where the similarities between
"Batman" and "Blade" end. Batman was -- apart from his
suspicious domestic arrangements as a bachelor living
with a teenage boy named "Robin" -- ultimately a
positive depiction of a strong white male. "Blade 2," on the other hand,
is just another attempt by the Jews who run
Hollywood to set up a "strong black male" as a "sex
symbol," remind us of the evils of white men, and rake
in a few shekels from the cinema-going goyim at the
same time.
Even so, "Blade 2" is not without a certain level of
entertainment value, albeit unintentional. Me and my
friends got a lot of laughs out of this movie at the
"wrong" moments, because it takes itself so seriously
at the same time as being hilariously ridiculous.
Anyway, I digress...
The movie starts off with Blade rescuing Kris
Kristofferson from some badly caricatured "Russian"
vampires. (Oy! Racist, it's!) Our dusky hero then
takes his mentor back to the Batcave, and makes him go
into "detox" to stop him from being a vampire. We are
introduced to Blade's other sidekick, a greasy-looking
whigger called "Scud" who chainsmokes, listens to
jungle music, and invents gadgets.
More "Matrix"-style kung-fu action ensues when the
Batcave is invaded by a couple of vampire ninjas, one
of whom is a "sexy" dothead named Nyssa. The vampire
ninjas are on a mission from the head vampire to get
Blade to help them hunt down and kill a dangerous
mutant strain of vampires. Blade goes with them to the
vampire HQ, which is a large corporate skyscraper full
of faceless security guards dressed in black. How did
vampires get so rich when they can't even face
sunlight?
Blade meets the head vampire (who looks like an evil
version of Yoda from Star Wars) and his lawyer (a
white guy with blond hair and an English accent - so
you KNOW he's going to turn out evil!).
The head vampire puts Blade in charge of a "crack
team" of vampire commandos called the "Blood Pack." I
couldn't help but laugh when I saw this collection of
untermenschen.
There's a "white" vampire called "Reinhart," played by
Jew Ron PERLMAN, whom Blade promptly bitchslaps so
that whitey knows his place. He even calls him "Adolf"
so that you know he's an evil white guy - even though
he's played by a camel-faced kike actor. There's also
the aforementioned "sexy" dothead, a pink-haired
punk/goth type white female, a sleazy-looking chink
who wears eye makeup, a racially ambiguous male with
tribal tatoos on his face, a foul-mouthed Irish
vampire called "Priest," an "English" negro, and a fat
"trailer trash" type white guy.
Anyway, here's what happens in the film: Wesley Snipes
shows us what a strong, disciplined, "in charge" sort
of negro he is, while he and his vampire buddies fight
the mutants. The mutants turn out to have mouths that
split open like the xenomorphs in "Aliens," and are
led by "Nomak" who is played by Englishman and former
pop star, Luke Goss.
Lots of blood and pus explode around the place,
especially when the crew shoot up the mutants in a
what looks like a vampire gay disco. The action scenes
borrow heavily from "The Matrix," but with more gore
and less flair.
Several exploded bodies later, Blade and the "Blood
Pack" chase the mutants down the sewers, where the
"white" vampire called Reinhart double-crosses Blade
and tries to get him and Kris Kristofferson killed.
Most of the "Blood Pack" get wiped out, but our
fat-lipped freedom fighter heroically saves the day
(jus' like in da real world, Tyrone!) and kills most
of the mutants.
They end up back at vampire HQ, where it turns out
that the head vampire had conned both Blade and the
"sexy" dothead. In fact, the mutant vampires were a
failed attempt by the head vampire to create a
"perfect race" (Oy! Nazis! Do you geddit?) of
vampires. Blade gets tortured by the blond-haired
lawyer (told ya he was evil) while the "white" vampire
beats up Kris Kristofferson.
Then "Nomak" shows up to take revenge on the head
vampire, and battles with the faceless black-clad
security guards, who all have a neat little red and
black logo on their arms which I guess is supposed to
look something like a swastika.
The whigger who was Blade's sidekick turns out to be a
bad guy too, and Blade kills both him and the
camel-faced "white" vampire. Kris Kristofferson kills
the evil blond lawyer -- all the bad guys are "white,"
with the possible exception of the head vampire, whose
skin tones are more greenish.
Nomak kills the head vampire and bites the "sexy"
dothead so that she will become a horrible mutant like
him. Blade kills Nomak and the "sexy" dothead asks him
to take her ouside so she can see the sunrise, so she
dies in his arms as the sun's rays fall on her.
"Blade 2" isn't especially anti-white by Hollywood
standards, although it carries the usual Jewish motifs
of "nazis," evil white guys, strong and sexy negroes
and other Turd World types, and jungle music. However,
it doesn't try to pair off the Coon Crusader with a
white woman, which is a plus. Overall though, this
movie is ridiculous nonsense and of limited
entertainment value.
Spend your time reading or writing something for VNN
instead!
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ALEX MACDONALD
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