Legally Blonde
by Mark Rivers
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain cell?
A: Gifted.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Replace the word "blonde" with "nigger," and try
telling them at the office. It won't work. You won't
be working for much longer, either; you will be fired
for having committed a "hate crime."
Type in "blonde jokes" in the Yahoo search box, and it
will come up with 36 sites, and over 88,000 web page
matches. The same sort of results are found when you
type in "redneck jokes" or "white trash jokes." When
you type in "nigger jokes," however, there are only
2,970 web page matches.
Too many, you say? Well, don't worry, many of them
have been removed from the web. The top site, in
fact, www.whitesonly.net, has been shut down by its
Jewish owner, Jeri ROOSENBERG. You can reach Jeri at
godswhite@bigfoot.com if you would care to discuss it
with him.
Whites are fair game to the Jews in Hollywood; that's
why a movie like Legally Blonde can exist, but a
movie called Dumb-ass Negroes cannot.
In Legally Blonde, Reese Witherspoon plays Elle
Woods, an intelligent, yet ditzy blonde who is dumped
by her Boston-bred boyfriend upon his acceptance to
Harvard Law School.
Elle decides to use what intelligence and motivation
she has to get accepted into Harvard, and win him
back. The admissions team, a group of horny old
goats, is more than pleased to let her in upon seeing
her jiggle-filled application video.
Right away, Elle has to deal with the snobbery of her
fellow White students (I didn't realize there were
still so many Whites going to Harvard), but she uses
her knowledge of fashion to triumph in the end.
I liked the fact that they at least made Elle
intelligent; that her brain got her out of more jams
than her boobs. What bothered me about the movie was:
A) Her White ex-boyfriend was a snooty rich-kid, who
was under the thumb of his old-money family legacy;
B) Her White law professor turned out to be a slimy
old pervert who only wanted to get into her pants;
C) Her manicurist friend in Boston suffered at the
hands of her "White Trash," trailer-dwelling
ex-husband;
D) The judge was a negress.
The last item is what bothered me the most about
Legally Blonde. If you are one of the TV addicts
who watches courtroom dramas on a regular basis, can
you remember the last time the judge was NOT a
negress? There seems to be some sort of fictional
quota the Jews are trying to achieve.
In real life, I'll bet negresses make up less than one
per cent of the nation's judges. Yet, every time I
turn around, I see one sitting at the bench, looking
dignified. Then I hear the comments of the REAL
negresses, two rows behind me:
"Ooh, girl, Ah's go'n git my hair done jest like
that!"
"Yeah, me too. Den AH'S go'n be a judge too,
lawd-a-mercy! Hyuk, hyuk!"
Despite the relative racial neutrality of Legally
Blonde, the one thing that marred it the most was the
obligatory presence of this bogus negress judge.
So, should you go see it? No. It's not worth your
time or money. Read a book instead. Improve your
mind instead of contributing to the Jew hypno-machine
for 90 more minutes.
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