by Mark Rivers
The Jew Joe ROTH has made a movie about the phony,
bloodsucking Jews. America's Sweethearts is about a
Hollywood actor couple, Eddie (John Cusack) and Gwen
(Catherine Zeta Jones), who go through a nasty
breakup, but must get back together to promote their
final film before its release.
Billy CRYSTAL is Lee, the film's publicist. He is
assigned to orchestrate the promotional press junket,
as well as the ersatz reunion of Eddie and Gwen. Seth
GREEN (yes, he's also a Jew) plays Lee's dimwitted
prodigy. Julia Roberts (whose very presence is
guaranteed to bring in the teen girl, overweight
secretary and soccer mom box office receipts) is Kiki,
Gwen's wallflower sister/assistant, who has been
secretly in love with Eddie for quite some time.
Gwen, along with her "Spaniard" lover, Hector (the
Sephardic Jew Hank AZARIA), is the most evil person in
the film. She is even less likable than the
bloodsucking Jew producer, David Kingman (Stanley
The fly in the ointment of the press junket is artsy,
difficult director Hal Weidmann (Christopher Walken).
He refuses to show the film to the studio until the
press is present. He shows up at the last minute,
rolls the film in front of the cast, producer, and 300
members of the international press, who learn of his
true intentions. Instead of making a real movie, he
used outtakes, hidden cameras and embarassing
behind-the-scenes footage of the actors and producer.
The press (and the audience) enjoy seeing Gwen for who
she really is; a bratty bitch. They also enjoy seeing
Kiki and Eddie finally declare their love for one
another at the end.
Since Billy Crystal wrote the script, there are a
couple of references to his arch-enemies, the Germans.
He refers to a snarling dog as a "Nazi Bastard," and
Gwen and Eddie's final film takes place in evil,
scary, Nazi Germany.
There are only a few negroes in the film. The only
one featured prominently is a friendly, articulate
negro movie critic (they even mention his website--how
accomodating of them).
Although the movie makes fun of Hollywood Jews, it
never comes right out and says, "Jews are bloodsucking
monsters whose ultimate goal is the destruction of the
White race." That's okay, though; I don't mind saying
it, for the benefit of White audiences who haven't
quite realized it yet.
America's Sweethearts parodies typically asinine
Hollywood movies. However, it is guilty of some of
the very things it lampoons: 1) the nice guy gets the
nice girl, 2) they kiss at the end for an applauding
crowd, 3) there is no shortage of slapstick or jokes
about sex and scatology, and 4) Billy Crystal gets
oral sex from a Doberman.
Yes, beastiality is made into a joke in this movie.
It's not a running gag, nor is it pivotal to the plot
(unlike The Animal, directed by Luke GREENFIELD and
starring/written by Rob SCHNEIDER), but it's the sort
of thing that will be done over and over until the
masses start thinking it's normal, just as they now
consider miscegenation and homosexuality normal.
Picture, if you will, the year 2021. The Abramowitz
Act legalizes beastiality, and the ADL of B'nai Brith
shows its support for NAMALA (North American
Man-Animal Love Association) by funding the following
VOICE OVER: Coming this summer...from Hymie
Finklestein Films...a Percy Q. Tid production.
EVIL WHITE GUY: We, the decent, White citizens of the
Ku Klux Klan are not going to stand for this
horrible...thing. Also, we hate blacks for no good
reason. Oh, and Jews.
VOICE OVER: In a world where hate and intolerance
PERSECUTED NEGRO: As the president of Harvard, and
winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, I would like to
submit this report on animal love...(gunshot)...ARRGH!
VOICE OVER: One man has the guts to stand up for what
PERVERT: We are NOT freaks! We are no different from
any of you! (crowd cheers)
EVIL WHITE GUY: I'm going to kill all of you. I'm
really violent. I'm full of hate, because I'm
REFORMED WHITE GUY: I can't let you do this, man.
Can't you see that they have feelings, too? Why must
there be so much hate? Why? WHYYYY? (gunshot) ARRGH!
VOICE OVER: They shared a forbidden love...
PERVERT: I love you, honey.
VOICE OVER: But it was love that would set them free.
PERSECUTED NEGRO (from hospital bed): Don't give up
the fight, kid...don't give up...ugggggh.
PERVERT: Noooo! Why? Whyyyy?
VOICE OVER: This summer...get ready to hate White
people all over again.
EVIL WHITE GUY: Oh no! My plan to blow up the
chicken lovers' convention has backfired, because I'm
such a backwoods idiot. AIEEE! (explosion)
PERVERT: Now THAT'S what I call "all clucked up!"
(crowd laughs, cheers)
VOICE OVER: "Chicken Love," coming soon to theatres
everywhere. Get your collectible "Chicken Love"
tumblers at finer fast food restaurants everywhere.
AVERAGE MORON IN AUDIENCE: We gotta go see that.
You get the idea.
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