Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
by Mark Rivers
Japan's newest techno-marvel, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, is amazing to
watch; the computer images on the screen are more lifelike than any I have ever seen. On
the inside, however, the same pro-negro, anti-White message is conveyed.
In Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, we are whisked away to the year 2065, in which
technology is highly advanced, and everybody has a flawless complexion. Aki (rhymes with
"Rocky"), a strong, nubile, young Asian woman, is working on a worldwide cure for an alien
phantom invasion by collecting eight "spirits" from life forms around the globe.
How do I know Aki is Asian? Well, she's at least half-Asian. Her last name is Ross, and
she sort of looks like Sandra Bullock (minus the pug nose). If she had been meant to be
White, though, there would have been no point in having her voiced by the actress MING-NA,
a full-blooded Chinese woman who was also the voice of Disney's "Mulan."
Anyway, Aki and her mentor, Dr. Sid (Donald Sutherland) are firm believers in Gaia, the
mother spirit living within the Earth. The evil General Hein (James Woods), however, is a
doubter. He would rather blast the colony of ghosts to oblivion with the powerful "Zeus"
laser.
Not only is the evil General a White man (of course), he dresses like an agent of the
Gestapo. He wears a long black trenchcoat over his black uniform and boots. The only items
missing from his ensemble are a riding crop and a monocle.
Dr. Sid and Aki take their appeal to "the council," the ruling body of the future. The
council, headed by a wise and fatherly negro, also doubt the exsistence of Gaia, but they
are open-minded enough to let Dr. Sid and Aki continue their research before resorting to
the military option. General Hein shakes his fist, mumbles "Curses!" and skulks away.
Grey (Alec Baldwin), the hunky space Captain and Aki's old flame, is assigned to help Aki
and Dr. Sid on their mission. Grey's team consists of:
1) Neil (Steve Buscemi), a dorky White guy;
2) Ryan (Ving Rhames), a strong, powerful,
compassionate, self-sacrificing negro sergeant; and
3) Jane Proudfoot (Peri Gilpin),a militant Indian dyke.
Aki has a revelation: apparently, these ghosts aren't invaders after all; they started out
as living creatures on an alien world. When they went to war with each other and
accidentally blew up their planet, a chunk of it, plastered with alien ghost residue, found
its way to earth in the year 2031.
The ghosts are attracted to living creatures, and when they hit humans, they suck the life
right out of them. Such is the ultimate fate of every major character except Aki, Dr. Sid
and the evil General Hein. Hein is blown up when he overloads the Zeus laser. Dr. Sid and
Aki don't die at all; they live, so they can look weepily at the new frontier when our
happy ending arrives.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Our rainbow coalition of superfriends discovers that the
mother earth spirit, Gaia, is a giant blue bubbling mass of goop under the earth. The
malevolent, yet misguided alien ghosts are burrowing into the earth with each attack by the
evil White General, causing further damage to poor ol' Gaia.
The plan is this: once Aki and Dr. Sid put together the eight spirits, it will create an
anti-alien-wavelength-generator-force-field-super-electrified-automatic...something-or-other.
In other words, once they have the eight pieces of the puzzle, they can throw it or shoot
it at the alien ghosts and make them all melt away.
Aki is contaminated by some ghost goo, but Dr. Sid comes up with a way to contain it within
her. They find seven spirits, dump them all into Aki, and find out that Gaia herself is
the eighth spirit. So, when Aki and Gaia unite, they change the multi-tentacled
Cthulu-looking alien entity into harmless vapor.
The Earth is saved, Gaia smiles, a bird flies by, Aki cradles her dead lover, and the
credits roll as a wispy female voice sings something about clouds, and mother earth, and
how we should all sit in a tree and smoke pot or something.
After the movie, I overheard three teenaged boys talking about the movie. Their
conversation went something like this:
"Well, that was...different."
"Yeah, the effects were cool, though."
"It coulda used more action."
"It coulda used some sex, too."
"Yeah, I wanted Aki to get naked."
Well, they're teenagers, after all. The point is, this movie, as high as its concept
aspires to be, is lost on the average moviegoer. When it comes to Joe Sixpack, the Japs
who made this movie will get at least these points across:
1) Asian and Indian women are smart and sexy.
2) Negro men are strong and virile, yet caring.
3) White men are dorky, unless they love Asian women.
4) Evil White Generals want to kill that pretty blue soul inside the Earth.
The average teenaged clod who watches Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is just
going to go home and look at some Hentai, to fulfill the need to see Aki naked. Such is
the wish of the writer producer/director, HIRONOBU SAKAGUCHI. The movie was also produced
by JUN AIDA, Chris LEE and AKIO SAKAI.
Four Asians just made a movie that will make every White comic-book geek lemming just a
little more attracted to Asian women. Meanwhile, Murray ROTHSTEIN is making more movies
like Save the Last Dance, and making teenaged girls just a little more attracted to
monkeys.
A few generations from now, there will be no more White people. There will be Asians,
negroes, Mestizoes, and mongrels. At the top, ruling it all, will be the Jews.
Don't let them get away with it.
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