The New Guy
by Mark Rivers
Jew Ed Decter directed and executive produced "The New Guy." Jew Greg
Silverman was also an executive producer. The movie stars human rake D.J.
Qualls as a geek who A) loves and emulates James Brown, B) plays bass in a
"funk" band and C) has three best friends; a chink, an obese negro and a
tomboyish White girl. Being such a tolerant, multi-cultural type of guy makes
him the hero, apparently.
The geek suffers public humiliation at his high school, often at the hands of
the negro football star (who, of course, has a White girlfriend).
Inexplicably, the geek manages to land himself in prison, where he meets a
big, blond inmate with a mayo fetish (who tries to rape him), a negro arsonist
(who teaches him to stand up for himself) and a brace of spic fags (who give
him a makeover). Another White inmate (M.C. Gainey, the new "oh yeah, him"
biker-type, now that Dennis Burkley and Mickey Jones have been totally
over-exposed) teaches the geek some self-defense moves, which rely heavily on
kicking guys in the nuts (a standard gag for movies of this caliber).
The geek (again without explanation) gets out of prison, goes to a different
high school, and uses his newfound skills and confidence to win over the teens
there. His foil this time is a White guy, whose girlfriend, a popular
cheerleader, dumps him when the geek inspires the football team to their first
win in half a decade. The hot, blonde floozy cheerleader beds down the obese
negro, and the tomboy falls in love with the chink.
"The New Guy" is 90 minutes of idiotic sex- and fecal-humor, sprinkled
liberally with "dumb White boy" jokes, a strategically-placed interracial
couple in nearly every crowd scene, and more pointless cameo appearances than
"The Muppet Movie." After seeing Tommy Lee, Jerry O'Connell, Jew Gene Simmons
(real name: Chaim Weitz), Jew offspring Ileana Douglas, a couple of negro
rappers, Lyle Lovett, Vanilla Ice and Henry Rollins make their feeble
contributions, I half expected Wink Martindale, Adam West or Charo to pop
around the next corner and yell, "Is that your final answer?"
Although "The New Guy" features a negro as a co-antagonist, it contains more
than enough anti-White moments to make up for it. Avoid this movie.
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MARK RIVERS
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