Gorgeous Saxon Girl Seeks U.S. Job
Hi, this is Elizabeth Bennett with a Real High-Quality Woman, just for you.
One of my best friends is a 37-year-old, 5'11" Saxon girl from Leipzig.
I'd say she's 99th percentile for LOOKS. I met her at a dance club last
year, and did some fun things like sleepovers, winetasting, pool parties at
her employer's house, dinner parties, and eating out. She's back in Leipzig
now, but wants to come back to the U.S. in June for another 6-month visa.
She's a real catch: beautiful, energetic, bright, sincere. She was a
syncronized swimming champ and ballerina in East Germany, then became a
computer networking ace. SHE'S IN FAVOR OF KICKING OUT ALL THE "GUEST
WORKERS" AND GIVING GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES TO GERMAN MEN WITH FAMILIES, TO
ENCOURAGE MARRIAGE. SHE WAS OVER HERE GETTING HER MICROSOFT CERTIFICATION.
A Nazi guy -- a short, stocky, West German immigrant, who was well-off and
owned his own car dealership in L.A., hired her last year to be his cook and
housekeeper. He paid her $200/month, plus room and board. She got the job
because she made a website for his business. It looked pretty good. She
knows HTML and many other technologies, especially Microsoft and Novell.
She was happy with her pay, and the place was spotless. She loved
California, and constantly exercised outside. She was in excellent shape by
the time she left. She got up every morning at 6:30 a.m. to cook him
breakfast and cleaned his bathroom every day, which had a lot of glass and
tile that needed Windexing. He was anal about the cleaning, and so was she!
She went out with a couple CA guys, both wimps, who couldn't keep up with
her hiking. She's looking for another employer so she can get back over
here. Leipzig is a bore, she says, because all the men are demoralized
unemployed smokers who don't want to get married; the East is a wasteland
and the West is high-rent. Tone down your politics -- she believes in the
Holohoax. She doesn't want nanny jobs, because she says, "In America the
kids are brats and run the household."
Please reply to me, [email protected]. Only clean, serious offers, please. You don't want to feel my wrath.
Your Own,
Elizabeth Bennett
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