Niggers in Uniform: They're Uniformly Niggers
by Douglas Wright
The Culture loves nothing more than an image of a handsome black person
in a uniform, striking a proud pose, rescuing a helpless White or
heroically jetting across the sky to battle foreigners. Even crusty
Archie Bunker-types not given to gushing over blacks are softened by the
sight -- especially when the uniform is police or military-issue. Look at
that Denzel Washington, honey! With his appealing facial structure and
crisp officer whites, he's the type of black man I'd gladly see marry my
Compelled by the goody-goading of the media, everyday Whites scour the
landscape in a desperate search for images to confirm the Uniformed Black
Hero image -- and to dispel their unspoken doubts about blacks. They
couldn't be such worthless criminals if they're out there walking the
beat, now, could they?
But of course, Uniformed Black Hero exists only in the media. Yet that
seems to satisfy couch-wrangling White America, PBS- and Fox News-watching
alike, that Uniformed Black Hero is everywhere. That insane black man in
diapers and Nike slippers firing up a crack pipe on the D train? Must
have been imagining things. That obese, T-shirt-clad black woman behind
the counter at McDonald's who sneers "Whatchoowah?" Please re-direct
your attention to the pretty, light-skinned black woman in the McDonald's
television commercial -- the one with the smartly pressed uniform who
perks up and sings, "Welcome to McDonald's, sir!"
Ahhh, sweet relief from the cognitive dissonance. You see? Not only
are blacks not criminals, they're out there fighting crime, fighting
wars, and rescuing fuzzy kittens from trees when they get the chance.
Whites everywhere clasp their hands and sigh, grateful that the great
black race is on the job, uniforms on and sidearms at the ready. The
uniformed black neatly packages so much of the modern message on race,
inverting every ghastly stereotype about blacks: that they're lazy,
stupid, cowardly and criminally inclined.
Of course, there's just one problem with this marching brass band. To
repeat the obvious: blacks are lazy, stupid, cowardly and criminally
inclined. Even when they're wrapped in cloaks of officialdom and draped
with badges, medals and guns. Under the uniforms, blacks are just what
they've always been -- small-brained, wooly-haired, jut-lipped subhumans,
some 50,000 years behind Whites in terms of human evolution but dressed
up to look like us in a valiant attempt to Make It Work.
Here's what blacks in uniform actually do. In suburban Atlanta last
year, incumbent black "sheriff" Sidney Dorsey gunned down incoming black
"sheriff" Derwin Brown in retaliation for losing the election. Unlike
the black sheriff of "Blazing Saddles" who fooled the bumbling Whites and
saved the town, Dorsey was DeKalb County's Mobutu Sese Seko. He turned
his office into a patronage pot for fellow niggers, steering lucrative
contracts to unqualified friends and hanging softly-lit portraits of
himself in the jail. One account described him as "impeccably dressed."
No word on his crime-fighting skills, but he must have enjoyed preening
in his White-man playsuit.
Not satisfied with the ill-fitting co-option of one White image, Dorsey
the Nigger Sheriff snuck into the White closet for another costume grab.
When a professional cowboy involved with charity work came to visit one
day, his chaps and spurs inspired Dorsey to learn how to ride a horse.
"He said, 'I know I'd look good on a horse,'" the cowboy recalled.
Later, "He'd dress up like what I'd call 'urban cowboy,' kind of like a
But dressing up like Andy Griffith and Roy Rogers couldn't transform
Dorsey the Nigger Sheriff into an upright public servant any more than
donning a business suit transforms the Rev. Al Sharpton into anything
more than lowland gorilla with hair treatment. The nigger in a uniform
is really the absurdly logical extension of the nigger in Western
clothes. A creature content to wander naked under African skies is
tragically unnatural dolled up like a White person. It's not far from
stuffing orangutans into human clothes to get a cheap laugh in used car
I'll wager not everyone is always fooled. I doubt many Whites feel
safe with the protection of the ubiquitous black rent-a-cop, an
ultra-low-qualification do-nothing job perfectly suited to fat, dull-eyed
drip-lip niggers. And they get to wear a uniform! It's not so funny,
though, when these corn-rowed idiots stand guard at the nation's
airports. Wonder who was on duty when Mohammad Atta hopped on that
We do know who wasn't there for the raising of the American flag, Iwo
Jima style, during rescue and cleanup at the World Trade Center:
niggers. The now-famous photograph clearly shows three White
firefighters raising the flag, yet the sculptor commissioned to recreate
the scene turned one of the Whites into a nigger and the other into a
spic. What better proof that the Uniformed Black Hero is nothing but a
fantasy in the mind of a feel-gooder?
Not having ever served on a police force, I have only anecdotal
evidence that black cops suck. The economist John Lott once did a study
demonstrating that in communities where the police department practices
affirmative action, crime goes up. He left open the possibility that
this might be acceptable, if it were needed to make blacks feel a part of
society. Which, come to think of it, summarizes our policy in general:
whatever sacrifices are required to make blacks feel good are worth it.
Even if it means that Whites are more at risk of assault, robbery, rape
and even death.
The day I sat down to write this piece, I ran across a story in the Jew
York Times about one Lillie Morgan, a U.S. soldier convicted in military
court for drowning her two children in retaliation for her husband's
cheating. Without a photo, I was left to guess Pfc. Morgan's race --
which I guessed to be black, based on the name of one of the children:
"Jazmin." Sure enough. A photo on the Stars and Stripes website showed
the black-skinned Morgan, resplendent in her military best. See
she-nigger defend freedom!
So there we are. Black police officers, black military personnel,
black anything with a uniform on, proving once again that it's what's
underneath that counts.