"Suck-Poop Joe"

by Jack Halliday

Sung to the tune of the country standard "Cotton-Eyed Joe"...

Lyrics: Traditional
Music: Traditional

Played by Kinky Farahwitz and the Oregon Jewboys, you're...

Way back yonder a long time ago
The Jews had a tool called Suck-Poop Joe
Called himself a newsman -- ho, ho, ho!
But no one blew the shofar like Suck-Poop Joe

Suck-Poop Joe, Suck-Poop Joe
Where did you come from, whence your money flow?
O who blacks your red books, Suck-Poop Joe?
Licked clean like a Katz ass? -- Suck-Poop Joe!

Cons are at the browser, cons are at the port
Slurping down the lies of an Arab-Christian whore
Daddy held the fiddle, ViNNie held the bow
We beat the hell out the toad-eatin' choad

Suck-Poop Joe, Suck-Poop Joe
Where did you come from, whence your money flow?
O who blacks your red books, Suck-Poop Joe?
You're such a cheeky cheeksweep, Suck-Poop Joe!

Well gather round White men, don't you know
Ain't never get it straight from Suck-Poop Joe
In your eyes 'n' up your ass Izzy smoke WiNDy blows
Sold you down the road for wampum, has Suck-Poop Joe

Way back yonder a long time ago
The Jews had a tool called Suck-Poop Joe
Called himself a newsman -- ho, ho, ho!
But no one blew the shofar like Suck-Poop Joe
Yes, no one blew the shofar like Suck-Poop Joe

And one day White men realized it
And now he blo' no mo'!

JACK HALLIDAY

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