Prof. Thomas A's TA Replies to Mr. Mueller's Girly Outburst
by William H.
18 February 2005
In reply to Prof. Thomas A's scientific presentation:
"Why Niggers Smell
Like Shit, and How to Cure That"
Mr. Mueller wrote to VNN Reader Mail: 16 February 2005.
Dear Mr. Mueller:
The good Professor Thomas A. has a busy week ahead coordinating important
olfactory research matters, so he assigned me, William H., his newest
teaching assistant, the little task of replying to your recent emotional
outburst to thoroughly researched and documented biologic and genetic facts.
My only direct communication with the good Professor on this matter was this
"Here Bill. Take this. Have some fun with this girly Left Coast
nigger-lover. See if you can get him to volunteer for a DNA test. Let's see
if he's got some nigger in 'em. By the way, how's your research project
coming on the safe and sanitary disposal of highly contaminated nigger
apocrine glands in abandoned federal oil reserve tunnels? Speed it up! Now
get back to work."
Mr. Mueller. Don't take any of this personal. But, you are one sorry
ignorant worthless fuck. Your ignorance of science -- anatomy, biology,
chemistry and genetics -- is astounding, even by today's standards of
universal ignorance. Maybe you were a lit major, a communications major? You
would need to restart your misguided life and ruined education from birth to
understand what's below, but anyway, I hope this helps:
With respect to your assertion that the good Prof Thomas A. is some
combination of anonymous, cowardly, impolite, uneducated, dummy-hater, high
school drop out, and jew trouble maker, let's just say he's all this, and
more, since it's not pertinent to the established biologic and genetic facts
about shit-stink niggers. Please address the observations, facts, and
MR. MUELLER. WITH RESPECT TO YOUR ASSERTION THAT YOU HAVE MET TWO NIGGERS
WHO DON'T STINK:
BIOLOGIC, GENETIC FACT: Your two nigger friends are simply genetic members
of the worldwide nigger gene pool (composed currently of about one billion
niggers), 90% of which is located in sub-Saharan Africa. Your amusing
efforts of artificial self-esteem boosting for your nigger friends won't
cure their shit-stink genetic destiny, or their other genetic shortcomings
for that matter. Whatever their individual condition (I suppose they could
be freak niggers, born without apocrine glands, like albinos born without
melanin, but such a nigger has so far never been observed in nature, though
we would love to find one for research purposes.) their spawn will always
revert to the norm shit-stink level of the nigger gene pool.
Your curious letter also indicates perhaps you need to take a closer look at
Please address these questions regarding your intimate interaction with
these two niggers, who again you assert don't stink. No need to be
embarrassed, we need to start with the facts.
1) Which way was the wind blowing? What was the wind speed?
2) Are your nasal sensitivities crippled?
3) Was there any touching?
4) Did you investigate as to whether or not these two niggers were wearing
rubber/wet suits under their clothes?
5) Did you perhaps smell the ripe nigger shit-stink surrounding you, and
secretly find it pleasing?
6) Are you part nigger? (This question might not appear relevant, but most
certainly is. I ask it because niggers, unlike whites, just might enjoy
sniffing nigger shit-stink. There are related follow-up studies underway by
several of the good Profs other grad assistants. Preliminary findings
confirm that the vast majority of niggers do indeed like the smell of their
own nigger shit-stink, and that in its presence they are highly likely to
act out violent sexual and homicidal rages. On the other hand there is a
small percentage of niggers who are so repulsed by smelling themselves that
they must fight off constant suicidal tendencies just to survive into the
next day. You may want to investigate irregularities into your own personal
impaired sensitivities to nigger shit-stink. It might be indicative of
something serious. You might want to take a DNA test.
7) Did you run a DNA check on your two nigger friends? Part nigger, whole
nigger? What percent nigger? Do they have a unique genetic defect that
somehow distances them from the rest of the world's one billion niggers? Did
you use calipers to measure these two nigger's apocrine stink glands? Did
you measure their apocrine secretion rate per second?
Mr. Mueller, just a few more questions and observations and we're all done:
1) Does shit stink?
2) Does shit stink, TO YOU?
3) Do you feel at least mildly uneasy when standing next to a ripe pile of
4) Did you ever play with with nigger shit when you were a child? Ape shit?
5) What is your background training in anatomy, biology, chemistry,
genetics? Have you studied the apocrine stink glands of primates? Have you
ever heard of the genetically transmitted disease "Bromhidrosis Syndrome"?
6) Cite your contributions to the biological research on "BROMHIDROSIS
SYNDROME", the literal translation being "stinking sweat". Professional
publications on this subject, if any? Cite any research or publications on
the subject matter of "APOCRINE BROMHIDROSIS".
7) FACT: Niggers got giant oversized and highly overactive apocrine stink
glands when compared to other races. Are you familiar with the formula: The
sum of the area of the apocrine glands squared in centimeters plus the
apocrine secretion rate per second in milliliters squared equals the
Shit-Stink Quotient -- [AG(2) + ASR(2) = SSQ]. That formula represents
SHIT-STINK QUOTIENT (SSQ). The SSQ of the nigger gene pool has been widely
tested, and is off the chart.
8) Do you realize that the primary determinant of shit-stink is a fatal
nigger genetic flaw (not environmental) applicable to the entire nigger gene
pool worldwide? Are you aware of some of the other nigger genetic
disabilities like low brain weight and volume? Did you know the mean IQ of
the worldwide nigger racial gene pool is 69 -- making the middle-mean nigger
by definition a moron? Were you aware that the nigger racial gene pool has a
10% to 15% oversupply of testosterone? Did you know that this genetic
combination of a moron's brain with an oversupply of testosterone compounded
by nigger shit-stink generates rape and murder rates 1000% to 1500% above
human? Do you understand that the best short working functional description
of a nigger to date is: A nigger is a shit-stink dick on life support.
9) Would you consider smelling like a pile of shit, having an IQ of 69,
being oversupplied with 10% to 15% too much testosterone to be sufficient
genetic liabilities to disqualify violent, raping and murdering nigger
savages from living around human beings?
Mr. Mueller. Do your own first-hand olfactory analysis. Get your nose up
some nigger axillas. Line up a DNA-confirmed test group of 100 blue-gums.
Sniff these hundred shit-stink niggers real good. Take along your calipers
to measure the dimensions of their apocrine stink glands. Take out your
excretion meter and measure their stink excretion rates. Don't get
unintentionally butt fucked or murdered. Be careful and exacting in your
When you finish, I think you will have been enlightened. I think you will
learn niggers smell like shit.
Though we're just humble scientists following verifiable facts to their
logical conclusions, here's some personal advice Mr. Mueller.
Burn your clothes. Bathe on the hour, every hour, for the next two weeks.
Get tested for HIV.
Reevaluate your allegiance to your shit-stink genetically defective nigger
In the unlikely event you come up clean White on the DNA test we have
recommended, move, change your name, hide your past as a nigger-lover.
Try to find some White friends, in an all White community, working to form
an all White nation.