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THEIR WAY/OUR WAY: BUSH THE OBSCENE
by Il Ragno
8 September 2005
[Original here.]
FIRST, THEIR WAY...
Bush's Obscene Tirades Rattle White House Aides
by DOUG THOMPSON
While President George W. Bush travels around the country in a last-ditch
effort to sell his Iraq war, White House aides scramble frantically behind the
scenes to hide the dark mood of an increasingly angry leader who unleashes
obscenity-filled outbursts at anyone who dares disagree with him.
"I'm not meeting again with that goddamned bitch," Bush screamed at aides
who suggested he meet again with Cindy Sheehan, the war-protesting mother whose
son died in Iraq. "She can go to hell as far as I'm concerned!"
Bush flashes the bird, something aides say he does often and has been doing
since his days as governor of Texas.
Bush, administration aides confide, frequently explodes into tirades over
those who protest the war, calling them "motherfucking traitors."
He reportedly was so upset over Veterans of Foreign Wars members who wore
"bullshit protectors" over their ears during his speech to their annual
convention that he told aides to "tell those VFW assholes that I'll never speak to
them again if they can't keep their members under control."
White House insiders say Bush is growing increasingly bitter over mounting
opposition to his war in Iraq.
Polls show a vast majority of Americans now believe the war was a mistake and
most doubt the President's honesty.
"Who gives a flying fuck what the polls say," he screamed at a recent
strategy meeting. "I'm the President and I'll do whatever I goddamned please. They
don't know shit."
Bush, whiles setting up for a photo op for signing the recent CAFTA bill,
flipped an extended middle finger to reporters.
Aides say the President often "flips the bird" to show his displeasure and
tells aides who disagree with him to "go to hell" or to "go fuck yourself."
His habit of giving people the finger goes back to his days as Texas
governor, aides admit, and videos of him doing so before press conferences were widely
circulated among TV stations during those days.
A recent video showing him shooting the finger to reporters while walking
also recently surfaced.
Bush's behavior, according to prominent Washington psychiatrist, Dr. Justin
Frank, author of "Bush on the Couch: Inside the Mind of the President," is all
too typical of an alcohol-abusing bully who is ruled by fear.
To see that fear emerges, Dr. Frank says, all one has to do is confront the
President. "To actually directly confront him in a clear way, to bring him out,
so you would really see the bully, and you would also see the fear," he says.
Dr. Frank, in his book, speculates that Bush, an alcoholic who brags that he
gave up booze without help from groups like Alcoholics Anonymous, may be
drinking again.
"Two questions that the press seems particularly determined to ignore have
hung silently in the air since before Bush took office," Dr. Frank says. "Is he
still drinking? And if not, is he impaired by all the years he did spend
drinking? Both questions need to be addressed in any serious assessment of his
psychological state."
Last year, Capitol Hill Blue learned the White House physician prescribed
anti-depressant drugs for the President to control what aides called "violent
mood swings."
As Dr. Frank also notes: "In writing about Bush's halting appearance in a
press conference just before the start of the Iraq War, Washington Post media
critic Tom Shales speculated that 'the president may have been ever so slightly
medicated.'"
Dr. Frank explains Bush's behavior as all-to-typical of an alcoholic who is
still in denial:
"The pattern of blame and denial, which recovering alcoholics work so hard to
break, seems to be ingrained in the alcoholic personality; it's rarely
limited to his or her drinking," he says. "The habit of placing blame and denying
responsibility is so prevalent in George W. Bush's personal history that it is
apparently triggered by even the mildest threat."
OUR WAY...
While President George W. Bush travels around the country in a last-ditch
effort to sell his Iraq war, and White House aides scramble frantically behind
the scenes to hide the trail of airline bottles and tubes of Carbona airplane
glue he routinely leaves in his wake, the increasingly angry leader of the Free
World unleashes obscenity-filled outbursts at anyone who dares disagree with
him.
"That taco-titted bag of shit? Fuuuuu-uuck that!," Bush screamed at aides
who suggested he meet again with Cindy Sheehan, the war-protesting mother whose
son died in Iraq, adding "I wouldn't fuck her with Barney Frank's dick."
Pleased with his quip, he then shortened it to "Barney's frank", followed by one
of the President's now-frequent high-pitched giggling fits, which last so
long - ten or fifteen minutes, at times - that his senior advisors have little
choice but to trade alarmed glances and refill their Xanax prescriptions.
Bush flashes the bird, something aides say he does often and has been doing
since his days as governor of Texas. But lately he has added the "blowjob"
gesture to his repertoire - gripping and 'massaging' an invisible dick with two
cupped hands while pushing his tongue against his cheek to simulate the head
moving around in there - sometimes adding risque dialogue in a muffled,
pardon-me-there's-a-dick-in-my-mouth voice like "Um Tindy Teehan, ny tun tied nin
Uhrok. Doo-hoo."
Bush, administration aides confide, frequently explodes into tirades during
all-night Grand Theft Auto sessions, calling those who protest the war "homos
who suck big Death Row nigger-cock."
He reportedly was so upset over Veterans of Foreign Wars members who wore "bullshit protectors" over their ears during his speech to their annual
convention that he told aides to "sic the IRS on those VFW assholes and audit their
balls off. What the fuck does the VFW know about fighting a war, anyway?" When
senior aides explained what the acronym stood for, Bush reportedly said "You're
shitting me, right?" and returned to his video game, muttering "Hello, I'm a
fucking asshole veteran of a stupid foreign war, and I like pee-pees" in a
sing-song voice as he worked the joystick.
White House insiders say Bush is growing increasingly bitter over mounting
opposition to his war in Iraq. Polls show a vast majority of Americans now
believe the war was a mistake and that Bush is easily the stupidest Chief Executive
in history, surpassing even Gerald "I Faw Down Hurt My Head" Ford.
"Stupider like a fucking FOX!," he screamed at a recent strategy meeting. "I'
m the fucking President and I command you all to suck my ass while I shit in
your mouth!!" He paused a moment, still furious, and then blurted: "PWN3D!!"
shocking his aides - mostly because he pronounced it "paw-threed."
Aides say the President often "flips the bird" to show his displeasure and
tells aides who disagree with him to "go to hell" or to "go dig up your dead
mother and bring her to me so I can skull-fuck her."
His habit of giving people the finger goes back to his days as the stupidest
governor in the history of Texas, the stupidest pilot ever to serve in the Air
National Guard... and even dates back to when he was merely a remarkably
slow-witted child who kept wrapping his Big Wheel around trees and lampposts in
his suburban neighborhod.
However, a recently surfaced video, showing him shooting the finger to
reporters while walking, may partially exonerate him - since Ford would've almost
certainly fallen down as well.
Bush's behavior, according to prominent Washington psychiatrist, Dr. Justin
Frank, author of "Inside the Mind of the President: There's No There There,"
is all too typical of an alcohol-abusing bully who is ruled by fear. To see
that fear emerge, Dr. Frank says, all one has to do is ask the President to spell
or even pronounce a word with ten or more letters in it. "To actually
directly confront him in a clear way, to bring him out, so you would really see the
bully, and you would also see the fear," he says.
Dr. Frank, in his book, speculates that Bush, an alcoholic who brags that he
completely gave up booze by switching to beer and Jell-o shots instead of
mixed drinks, may be drinking again.
"Two questions that the press seems particularly determined to ignore have
hung silently in the air since before Bush took office," Dr. Frank says. "Is he
still drinking? And if not, what the hell is he squinting at all the time?
Both questions need to be addressed in any serious assessment of his
psychological state."
Last year, Capitol Hill Blue learned the White House physician prescribed
anti-depressant drugs for the President to control what aides called "mood swings
and sporadic torture of small animals."
As Dr. Frank also notes: "In writing about Bush's halting appearance in a
press conference just before the start of the Iraq War, syndicated political
analyst George Will speculated that 'the high-pitched giggling that followed the
bizarre blowjob gesture he directed towards Helen Thomas may have been
off-putting, but his steely, squint-eyed reference to "Operation Enduring Freedom"
right after that smoothed everything over. The main thing, of course, is that
Saddam Hussein is a madman we must remove from power for the sake of global
security.''"
Dr. Frank explains Bush's behavior as all-too-typical of an alcoholic who
begins seeing things when he adds an eightball on top of the Scotch:
"The pattern of hugging people, teary-eyed, and involuntarily shitting in his
pants - which recovering alcoholics try not to continue, or even think about
- Bush seems to actually look forward to. Two drinks and he's loudly slurring
a countdown to pinching a loaf," he says. "His habit of throwing his arms
around total strangers and announcing, "This guy here - I love this fucking guy," and then forgetting that bathrooms exist, or what toilets are for, is so prevalent in George W. Bush's personal history that it is apparently triggered by such phenomena as the sight of a Glenlivet bottle, or the sound of a popping
cork."
IL RAGNO
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