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Mr. Male Whitey
by Mark J. Maloney
30 March 2004
I know that it's unfashionable to defend straight, white men; and I know
that most grievances against white men go undefended because white men are a
bunch of pussies. But being a pussy isn't a bad thing. In fact, it's what we
white men call "educated." Non-aggression, in the form that it's
spontaneous, is a pure form of civilization. Yet what do we see daily in our
everyday experiences? Random acts of aggression, mostly passive, by someone
who thinks this outburst is somehow justified by past transgressions.
I got news for you, white woman: If it weren't for white men, you would
probably be dying in childbirth at the age of twelve. No black baby is going
to squeeze out of that hole. Those of you that did survive would only be fit
to live a life of service at the hands of your master until the day your
immune system succumbs to gonorrhea. Does that sound like a world you'd
rather live in? The day a man has the "right to choose" will be a day when
gender equality has truly been achieved.
Surprisingly, no credible scientist has ever tested the effects of a male-dominated society on the progress of future generations. At a glance,
though, you can clearly see lights in the streets, banks not being robbed,
and a court system that works rather well by comparison. I heard a woman
once bitch that women, in general, only make 70% of what a man does for the
same position. Well, Goddamn right! You're lucky you get that! Stop bitching
about the things you don't have and start...well, I know logic is useless on
you so I'll just move on.
I got news for you too, black people: Slavery was a good thing. Even if you
assholes were the object of the slavery part, if it weren't for this
brilliant maneuver on the part of your great white captors, you wouldn't
have the opportunity to sell stolen goods, or drive shitty cars, or sing
violent "music" like the primitives that you are. Some of life's greatest
amenities are yours thanks largely to the white slave owners of better
days.
Besides, you're all so lazy! That small emphasis you place on education will
come back to bite you all in your fat asses. The "bling-bling" of your
existence when the bottom drops out is going to be the fattest rat in some
slummy back alley. Giving you money or responsibility is one of white man's
greatest mistakes. It's really astonishing how useless you are as a people.
I got news for you, Mr. Arab: If you think that my system of government
needs some revamping, go ahead and try. The blacks and the women wouldn't
put up with it for a minute. They're too free -- 'ruined' you might say. Of
course I understand the whole mass consumption thing bothers you, too, but
get over it you savage merchant, if not us then you. (Although I will admit
you have a great work ethic. That's to your credit; alas, there are no
Swedish suicide bombers, no Chinese suicide bombers, no Australian suicide
bombers, no .... )
And I've got news for you, Mr. Jew controlling the media: First, white men
aren't as stupid as they are portrayed to be on TV. That stereotype is just
as offensive as seeing a white guy dressed in "black-face." Second, I'm not
that interested in enlarging, bettering, or changing anything about my sex
life. I don't want to be remembered as the human who preferred sex and beer
over quality and efficiency.
AND HOW ABOUT A MOVIE ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS HITLER DID?!? Why the hell
not? Everybody else gets to be a TV star: degenerate, wasteful black
atheletes, serial-killing psycho women, Queers, Arabs, Vikings...the list
goes on.
I saved you for last, Mr. Homosexual: First, let me say that you are a boom
to the real-estate industry. Second, let me hunt you down and stomp your
faggity ass into the pavement for telling me about sticking your penis in,
not just an ass, but a guy's ass. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? Stop
raving about your degenerate lifestyle at every media outlet. You people are
ruining TV. Why don't you do it like the blacks? A Faggit TV network,
perhaps? That way, at least I can skip over it like I do BET and Lifetime.
So that's that, in a nutshell. I'm not really concerned one way or the
other for race or gender relations. It's all nonsense anyway. Everyone knows
that an alien human race is going to wipe us out upon the second coming.
God Bless
MARK J. MALONEY
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