The Simple Template for Radicalism
Remedial Training for the Intellectuals of the Occidentals
By
John Allington
The other morning I woke up—all stiff and sore–on the floor of my home office. I was on my side on the hard plastic carpet mat, next to my chair’s legs, below my computer. The chair was overturned. There was drool pooled up on the plastic mat next to my mouth. Yuck. What the hell happened? Well, all I remember is that I had been reading the Occidental Dissent the night before. Apparently, I had passed out from extreme boredom halfway through an article on—well I don’t remember.
It turns out that the Occidental Dissent is a more effective sleeping aid than a whole box of over-the-countersleeping pills. I swear it was the best sleep I have experienced in months–except for the sore back.
What is missing from all of the Occidental Dissent’s pages and pages of bland, pointless and thoroughly middle class essays and commentary is the basic template for how radicals in general, and Jews in particular, attack our culture–and how we can pay back the favor. Instead we get a narcissistic story http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2009/12/05/my-awakening/ about how the site’s owner arrived at his anti-Semitism through something called “the cumulative weight of moments,” in which we are told that “Anti-Semitism is like tuning a radio.” This sounds dangerously close to postmodern gibberish to me. This guy didn’t get his ass kicked by Jim Giles because it was his first interview or because Jim was mean to him. This guy got his ass kicked because he is not very bright.
Now, since the various aspiring Occidental Brainiacs™ have failed to explain in simple language how Jewish radicals attack our culture, I have been forced out of retirement to set the record straight.
Since I already have a job in a field where the measure of performance is objective, I have little tolerance for eight thousand word essays that make three small, totally obvious points. If you’re getting the impression that I’m losing my patience with these Occidentals, sprouting up sequentially, each less substantive and more mediocre than the one that came before, then you’d be right. It’s now time to start educating these pretentious lickspittles.
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