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Seen: female college gymnasts on TV, competing at a tournament. It seems that today, the main diet for 19-year-old gymnasts is donuts, nachos and pizza. Half of the gymnasts I saw were overweight by 15 pounds and some by 20 pounds; a couple of them were real mat whales. Half of them had a pudgy, […]

White guy #1: “Oh, boy! Today’s the big game! I’ve been waiting a whole year for this! Let’s see: we’ve got 7 cases of cheap beer, 53 bags of artery-clogging chips, shameless commercialization, a talentless half-time show, and over-paid negroes playing with an egg-shaped ball! I tell you, life doesn’t get any better than this!” […]

The ghost of Elvis Presley says: “The way the media is reacting to Kobe Bryant’s death, you’d think that I was in that helicopter — along with Jesus, Hank Williams and Buddy Holly!” [Article].

Normal man: “Who do you want to win Super Bowl LIV? The Chiefs or the 49ers?” Leftist: “Both!” Normal man: “But, only one team can win!” Leftist: “Right. That’s why I want both of them to win!” [Article].

(Above: Apache Indian chief Geronimo had heap big medicine. Chevrolet even had a pick-up truck named after the Indians: the Apache). The “American Indians” are basically worthless people. They’ve given the world…let’s see…”slaughtering White people” and corn. And some of them made cool — if somewhat gaudy — silver jewelry. Not exactly inventive people, is […]

Asian golfers, huh? Let’s see: Tiny ball. Eyes half-shut. Not a good combination… [Article].

Many years later, a White professional baseball player is being forced to “atone” for past Orwellian thought-crimes, the First Amendment be damned. (It’s funny how Blacks can make racist comments about Whites and not get into any trouble). If you remember, another White professional baseball player, John Rocker, was also forced to undergo “sensitivity training” […]

White Guy: “My White culture is being destroyed, but I don’t care, because I have a giant wide-screen TV and 23 cases of beer in the refrigerator, plus lots of chips and dip! Why should I care about anything else? Holy crap, it’s almost kick-off time!…” [Article].

Apparently, it is “racist” to feature a smiling Indian as a sports mascot. But how is that racist? If anything, it honors the Indians — although I don’t know why you would want to honor the Indians, who are the most unsuccessful people on earth next to negroes. Although I will admit that the Indians […]

Isn’t it funny how, in “post-racial” multicultural America, there’s lots of racism (against Whites)? [Article].