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You’ve always wondered why negroes have weird names like “Shawntrell” or “Quintonius” instead of normal names like “Bill” or “Steve.” Well, now you know: it’s all your fault, Whitey! [Article].

“Dontrellius, it be yo’ parole occifer on de phone…” [Article].

White girl: “Dontrell, why didn’t you tell me that you’ve been arrested 146 times? Maybe we’re not right for each other.” Negro boyfriend: “Don’ be gettin’ mouthy, be-atch!” [Article].

White guy, when you and your wife have a child, you’ll name him “Jevontia,” won’t you? [Article].

If you can’t laugh at negroes, who can you laugh at? [Website].

Orenthal’s lucky streak finally ends: [Article].

Good satire: [Here].