A Re-Written “The 12 Days of Christmas” to Reflect America in 2020
Posted by Socrates in Christmas music, humor, Socrates at 9:28 am | 
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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 7 Jews a-swindling, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 8 Democrats stalling, 7 Jews a-swindling, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 9 newsmen faking, 8 Democrats stalling, 7 Jews a-swindling, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 trannies freaking, 9 newsmen faking, 8 Democrats stalling, 7 Jews a-swindling, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 11 faggots prancing, 10 trannies freaking, 9 newsmen faking, 8 Democrats stalling, 7 Jews a-swindling, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 reds a-scheming, 11 faggots prancing, 10 trannies freaking, 9 newsmen faking, 8 Democrats stalling, 7 Jews a-swindling, 6 niggers stealing, 5 Chinese spying, 4 liberals lying, 3 rioters roaming, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree.