10 February, 2020
Fun With Exotic Food in China, Early 2020
Posted by Socrates in Asia, Asians, China, disease, epidemics, food, Socrates at 3:13 pm | 
Permanent Link
Chinese man #1: “Bing boing wang dang bam!” (translation: “gimme some more of those bat nuggets!”)
Chinese man #2: “Fong wong ping pong boing!” (translation: “you’ve had 6 of them already; try the python casserole instead.”)
Chinese woman #1: “Wham bam boing ting tong bong!” (translation: “That rat pudding tastes funny.”)
Chinese woman #2: “Ding boing bing wham bam!” (translation: “Of course it tastes funny, it’s rat pudding!”)
(later)
Chinese man #1: “Tong bing bong dang boing wham bam!” (translation: “Are you supposed to vomit 16 times after eating bat nuggets??”)
Chinese man #2: “Boing ting ding dong!” (translation: “Uhhhhh, no, you should only vomit twice at the most.”)