4 May, 2009
Learning Latin
Posted by Socrates in language, Latin, Revilo P. Oliver, Socrates, Western culture at 1:18 am | 
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Some of you might find this interesting, some not. Newbies, Latin is a White language which was spoken in ancient Rome. It’s part of what you learn when you study the Classics (which Dr. Revilo Oliver taught):
4 May, 2009 at 10:24 am
Illegitimi non carborundum Don’t let the bastards grind you down (not real Latin)
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Ut si! As if!
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Re vera, potas bene Say, you sure are drinking a lot
Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo. Don’t call me. I’ll call you.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult
Canis meus id comedit My dog ate it
Die dulci freure Have a nice day
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Fac me cocleario vomere! Gag me with a spoon!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Unless you give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Quo signo nata es? What’s your sign?
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt… You know, the Romans invented the art of love…
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assasinate you in the hall
Magister mundi sum! I am the master of the universe!
Non sum pisces I am not a fish
Radix lecti Couch potato
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Cogito ergo sum I think, therefore I am
Cogito ergo doleo I think, therefore I am depressed
Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Nihili est – in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui That’s nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est Yes, that is a very large amount of corn
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est The cheque is in the post
Non illigitamus carborundum Don’t let the b’stards grind you down
Nonne macescis? Have you lost weight?
Minime senuisti! You haven’t aged a bit!
Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam! It looks great on you!
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse! A wig? I never would have guessed!
Braccae tuae aperiuntur Your fly is open
Subucula tua apparet Your slip is showing
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo You’ve been misusing the subjunctive
Heus, hic nos omnes in agmine sunt! Hey, we’re all in line here!
Non, mihi ignosce, credo me insequentem esse No, excuse me, I believe I’m next
Nonne de novo eboraco venis? You’re from New York, aren’t you?
Nominative genetive dative accusative ablative
4 May, 2009 at 10:56 am
Nil desperandum, persta atque obdura.
4 May, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Thank you for sharing such resources on Latin. Keep on the good work!
4 May, 2009 at 6:08 pm
This begs the question, why do those squat brown little mestizos call themselves latinos? And what of this La Raza bullshit? Mexicans are one of the most race mixed people on earth, asiatic, amerindian, negroidal and southern european, not to mention the turko mongoloid conversos that fled Spain to the new world when Queen Isabella was kicking the little kikes out. The Race, jeezus, which race you talking about beaner?
4 May, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Only 5 cases? Tsk Tsk! The superior Ukrainian language has more – all the above + vocative, instrumental & locative.
Die dulci freure!
4 May, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Vocative may be one,
I am running on memory from 1961. I almost got expelled from 9th grade Latin. I had carved I HATE LATIN (in English!) in the groove used to hold the pencil. I looked up, there was Mrs. Regenfuss. She sent me to the boys VP, one Mister Myers. “We could expell you for this.” I had to sand it down.
The folks who like the government school monopoly are the most insane of all.
4 May, 2009 at 9:55 pm
In the N.W. U.S. in 1959 a friend who always uses Latin one liners in his letters to friends told me all the boys in his graduating class took four years of Latin.
1959 ?
5 May, 2009 at 2:39 am
i used to have those words in latin. i was gonna make a t shirt out of it but never did. it stayed posted to my fridge for years.
i know i can still find it on the net somewhere.. its a great song for the shower and to entertain kids with,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EVCNbd4N8w
5 May, 2009 at 6:03 pm
The post above was a quote from some one else not me.
6 May, 2009 at 9:11 am
I have a graduate degree.
But I never studied Greek or Latin language, history or culture. Never studied the Roman Empire.
I believe that this is by design. Those who seek to destroy our race have sliced that stuff out of schooling. White kids get the idea that they have one of the oldest and most powerful cultures on earth in their past, they might get silly ideas about the future.