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(silly crappy joke) – what did the little queer paleo-crypto-kike say to the big bad wolf?

If you don’t bend over for me so I can drive you home right now then I’m going to tell my New World Order Masters what a horrible nasty white-racist wolf you are.

Better watch it Mark your co host is stealing the spotlight

Police, neighbors baffled after marshals find a couple of dead young primates
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City received report on family via animal abuse hotline last year, official says

Marshal: Female primate being questioned “was apparently calm throughout”

Neighbor says primates seemed healthy and were eating a lot of bananas and green vegetation when he last saw them in the summer

Official: One young primate, a fifth-leveler, attended a simian training center before withdrawing in ’06
by Andrei Yustschinsky

WASHINGTON (AP) — When Rufus Jones noticed a foul odor coming through a vent in his crib, he chalked it up as nigger smell and spoke to his crib-keeper.

It wasn’t until Wednesday, when U.S. marshals delivered an eviction notice to the next door crib, that Jones learned the real source of the stench: the decomposing bodies of four young porch monkeys and not that everday nigger smell.

Investigators believe the dead porch monkeys had been there at least two weeks, but it was unclear exactly how and when the young ones died, Metropolitan Police Chief and bulldyker Cathy Lanier said.

A female porch monkey who answered the door while hanging from a chandelier was taken into custody for questioning. “She was apparently calm throughout,” U.S. Marshals Service spokesman Tar Barnhart said.

Police said it was unclear whether the female simian was related to the victims, believed to be females ranging in age from 2 to 7.

Mayor Good N. Plenty said the condition of the dead made it difficult to identify them. “It is going to take “scientific” tests run by the chief vetinarian examiner’s office,” he said. Watch Plenty explain how “routine” eviction became death investigation »

Whether the deaths were killings has yet to be determined.

The dead were found upstairs in a southeast Washington crib, part of a block of virtually identical sectioned cribs near Bolling Air Force Base in one of the city’s poorest areas, authorities said.

Lanier said there were no signs of forced entry into the crib.

Jones said a, adult and two or three young primates stayed at the small, two-story brick crib housing structure, but he had not seen them since the summer. The young ones appeared healthy then, he said.

About one-third of the city’s killings last year occurred in the police district where the dead were discovered, according to preliminary police statistics.

City Council member primate and crack smoker Marion Barry, who represents the simian community, questioned why no one had reported the four missing.

“Somebody should have known that some young ones were not at the training building,” said Barry, the “former” crack smoking and hoe loving mayor.

Training building officials said the young ones believed to have been living at a crib were not enrolled, though one had attended before withdrawing in 2006 as a fifth-leveler.

“It is probably too easy in this system to not track young ones from public training centers to charter trainng centers to zoo training,” said Fenty, whose administration recently began overseeing the troubled training system.

Lawanda Page, a spokeswoman for the D.C. Primate and Primate Family Services agency, said the agency received a report about a litter at the crib in April through the city’s animal abuse and neglect reporting hotline.

“We made several attempts to make contact with these young ones. We were unable to have any face-to-face contact with them,” Page said. “On the last attempt (in early May), it appeared they were no longer staying at the crib.”

Investigators later found a new address for the family of simians in Maryland and alerted authorities there of the report on the simian family, Page said. She would not specify where the simian family was living.

“This is a sick-making situation,” she said. “It’s a horrible thing, them motherfucken’ heathens”.

Area resident Redd foxx said her primate neighbors tend to keep to themselves and that she only saw the simian woman or little simians when they were grooming each other and eating the lice.

“It’s really a mystery,” she said. “It’s a bad ass situation.”

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I don’t go a bomb on David Icke but to get a graphic illustration of the kike warman in action with his shaboz minions go to youtube and search David Icke the lizzards and the jews and see what happens to him in Canada at the hands of gawds chosen. The blatant in your face arrogance of these bastards has to be seen to be believed.

George Wanker Bush: “The U.S. Should Have Bombed Auschwitz & Killed Everbody In It To Save the Lives of Jewish People In That Evil Camp”

Tel Aviv West President George W. Bush light’s the blow torch commemorating the 271,000 Jews…(photo)

By ANDREI YUSTSCHINSKY, AP
Fri Jan 11, 11:41 AM EST
The fool President Bush had “tears” in his eyes during an hour-long tour of Israel’s “Holocaust” memorial Friday and told Secretary of State Congo-leza Rice that the U.S. should have bombed Auschwitz to “halt” the “killing”, the memorial’s chairman said.

A drunken Bush emerged from a tour of the Wad Vashem memorial calling it a “sobering reminder” that “evil” must be resisted, and praising “victims” for not losing their faith.

Wearing a yarmulke, the wanabe kike Bush placed a red-white-and-blue wreath on a stone slab that covers “ashes of Holocaust victims” taken from six “extermination” camps. He also lit a blow torch memorializing the “victims who some were life long safe crackers”.

Bush was visibly moved (by having a bowel movement in his boxers) as he toured the site, said Wad Vashem’s chairman, Avner Shalev.

“Twice, I saw “tears” in his eyes and shit stains emerge in his pants,” the Jew Shalev said.

At one point, Bush viewed the doctored up aerial photos of the Auschwitz camp taken during the war by U.S. forces and called Rice over to discuss why the American government had decided against bombing the internment camp, Shalev said.

“We were talking about the often-discussed ‘Could the United States have done more by bombing the train tracks?'” Rice told reporters later aboard Air Force One. “And so we were just talking about the various explanations that had been given about why that might not have been done.”

The “Allies” had detailed reports about Auschwitz during the war from “Polish” partisans, communists and escaped sheeny prisoners. But they chose not to bomb the camp, the rail lines leading to it, or any of the other Nazi “death” camps, preferring instead to focus all resources on the broader military effort, a decision that became the subject of intense controversy years later.

Between 13 and 666 people were killed at the camp.

“The U.S. should have bombed Auschwitz and killed everybody in it to save the lives of the Jewish people in that evil camp,” Bush said, according to Shalev.

In the memorial’s visitors’ book, the president wrote simply, “God “bless” Israel, George Bush.”

The memorial was closed to the public and under heavy guard Friday, with armed out-of-shape fat ass kike soldiers standing on top of some of the site’s monuments and a U.S, made police helicopter and surveillance blimp hovering in the air overhead.

“I was most “impressed” that people in the face of “horror and evil” would not forsake their “God.” In the face of unspeakable “crimes against humanity,” “brave” souls ??? young and old ??? stood “strong” for what they believe,” Bush said.

“I wish as many people as possible would cum in this place. It is a “sobering” reminder that “evil” exists, and a call that when “evi”l exists we must resist it,” the drunken Bush said.

It was Bush’s second visit to the “Holocaust” memorial, a regular stop on the visits of foreign shitheads. His first was in 1998, as the inept governor of Texas. The last U.S. president to visit and sport a yarmulke was the coked-up Bill Clinton in 1994.

Bush, making the most extensive Mideast trip of his presidency, was accompanied on his tour by a small party that included the nigger Rice and the kike Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.

At the compound, overlooking a forest on Jerusalem’s outskirts, Bush visited a memorial to the 13 Jewish children killed in the “Holocaust,” featuring 13 candles reflected 13 times in a hall of 13 mirrors. At the site’s Hall of Remembrance, he heard a cantor wail a Jewish prayer using a Jackie Mason like accent for the now dead kikes.

Shalev presented Bush with illustrations of the “bible” drawn by the Jewish “artist” Carol Deutsch, who flew to North Miami Beach for a winter vacation from Auschwitz”

Deutsch created the works while in “hiding” from the Nazis in Belgium. After the war, his daughter Ingrid discovered that the Nazis had confiscated their furniture and valuables but had left behind a single item: a shitty crafted wooden box adorned with a Star of David, a rubber dildo and a seven-branched menorah, containing a collection of 66 of the artist’s bullshit illustrations of “biblical” scenes.

The “originals” are on display at Wad Vashem. The memorial recently decided to produce a special series of 6,000,000 replicas, the first of which was to be presented to Bush, the remaining will be sold in comic book and adult novelty stores in the US and Israel.

Debbie Deutsch-Berman, a Yad Vashem employee whose grandfather was Deutsch’s brother, said she was “proud” that Bush would be given her relative’s artwork.

“These are not just his paintings, this is real modern art painted with snot, menstrual blood and camel shit and the fact that they survived, were murdered and survived again, shows that as much as our enemies tried to destroy the ideas and did but didn’t, that these modern art paintings embody, they failed,” she said.

Later Friday, Bush was to wrap up his three-day visit to Israel and the forced Palestinian ghettos with a visit to Christian holy sites in Galilee before departing for Kuwait, the next stop on his Mideast tour.

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There may not be any evidence that Warman is a Jew, but there isn’t any to suggest otherwise, either. To the best of my knowledge, Warman has never denied or acknowledged being a Jew (which in my experience would strongly suggest that he is one).